I probably should…I’m fairly good at getting buff, but I can’t seem to get any thinner. Just, like…losing 10 pounds or so should be good, I think…
if I ever want to get a boyfriend.
Dude, you’ve come to the right lady. I’ll get you looking even hotter than you already do, just in time for the prom. It’s all about the confidence, hot stuff, you got it in you, you just gotta use it.

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I think you should ditch your class early, and come home? ;)
You know what? I think we couldn’t be more alike with our thoughts, right now. ;)

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Miss Holliday! You should come and join me and… Schuester! We’re havin’ a few drinks on the town.
Is that so, hot stuff? Well, I thought you’d never ask ;) You can count me in for some of that crazy fun.

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Sunday, the best day for a workout. You should all join my classes, you know you want to look super good for your prom dates.
And guys, it’s supersweet that you’re all asking me to go with you but I gotta remind you I am older and it’s still frowned upon by the suits if we go on dates. Y’all can get one dance though, we all love dancing, right? Sweet deal.
Right on, Miss Holliday.
This is the exact thing I’ve been saying to students ;)
What can I say, I get asked a lot. I’m not shocked that you’re getting it too, hot stuff. Maybe I’ll save a dance for you too, just to show my super moves aren’t just for the kids around here. ;)

And guys, it’s supersweet that you’re all asking me to go with you but I gotta remind you I am older and it’s still frowned upon by the suits if we go on dates. Y’all can get one dance though, we all love dancing, right? Sweet deal.

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I would’a said something sooner but I was wa-hay too busy getting myself some tacos.
I have way too many things to list on here and most are super inappropriate for this blog so I’m gonna say….my bottle opener. It helps me get that much needed beer and it has Family Guy on it…who doesn’t love that?